Tétynons Ogma
Dear nobiles,
jouasse as I am, my radasses!
Alleluia! It has finally come!
I am of course talking about Ogma 34, during which it will enter the testicles to large bars of laughter through the rule of the same name.
Subject: All Paris-Match is boiling! Indeed, you (yes, YOU), a journalist for writing, have found on the internets irrefutable proof of the veracity of this rumor that you was reported. A rumor necessarily sexual (Rule 34) and preferably well glaucous.
Write the article that will mess up the planet, which tells you all about this case!
C ONSTRAINTS: It is in Paris-Match, you must sell the dream, if possible with a pubic hair between his teeth. The rumor must necessarily include at least one celebrity (Outside the world of porn) and a Fellow of the Tétyne.
BUT for fear of a lawsuit, your rédac'chef you formally forbidden to name them. For you to use circumlocutions sufficiently explicit (because the implicit, not explicit enough) to understand that even when you are speaking.
And as I'm nice, I'll file a good and a bad example of rumor:
Good example: Michael Jackson is dead (nah, seriously?) Smothered in a facesitting Btk.
Bad example: Gilbert Montagne sprained ankle in a ski powerful typhoon.
Enjoy, Dr. J.
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