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perhaps you are introduced to the noble art of Ironing.
The term "noble art" is nothing hackneyed as some of the clothes seem impossible to me O board for anyone who has not properly spent 10 years in a cloistered Tibetan monastery ; tin.
Anyway, any small beetle of the discipline known that the activity can quickly turn around, and looks like O, "is an opportunity to watch on TV dung as 66 minutes inside. I am working
Adonc there watching a little surprising comedy documentary on NRJ 12, "In the NRJ Music Awards" (pronounced NRJ Musiqueuouardz to be in the know).
I would imagine that this program was a bold attempt to blend story and parody, in fact, how one moment believe that these kinds of statements:
- "The greatest music event in Europe "(for a ceremony that lasts 15 or 20 times shorter than the Sziget Festival and brings together many fewer artists," that is truculent, unless this is a roundabout way to seek eviction of Hungary outside the EU);
- "The crowd invaded the port" (for comment on images of 30 quadras pot-bellied 1.5 m * 1m * 1m shivering in the cold along with three college girls and 2 gays like "crazy high" in hoping to get an autograph of Mr. Pokora)
- "Shy'm chose a dress very sexy, very rock, very feminine, in keeping with its values and those of the event "(to describe a foul mix of leather without chains but provided a kind of urinal 1:1 scale on the left shoulder, the other e both naked. As for the values of the rock event, I remind you that NRJ12 Jena Lee sees as metal) were set
And yet, for now I'm cleaning your neurons. Get ready, here's the dish.
The "journalist" at a time, gets an interview with two members of ... wait, I quote a guy who looks like their manager in France: "The black eyes and peas.
The Black Eyed Peas, that's it. You can do a facepalm.
pouf ottoman. Not yet, although not envy them seemed hardly missed.
pouf ottoman. The girl
asked what they have planned for their song during the ceremony.
"Something wonderful is going to play with holograms!
Uh, holograms? Kind Help, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope?
The answer is provided by the following sequence: we see the two types interviewed on stage with background on a screen which projected the delivery of their two accomplices. And according to the special effect employee at the end, it is obviously a recorded video / mounted / rigged a moment before.
Back at the hotel. The moderator just overplayed his reaction (at the same time revealing his total ignorance of the technological concepts used at the moment): " WAAAAAAOW! It great! It's revolutionary! "And the two idiots
to respond in all seriousness: "Yes, we are very happy, very technologically completely innovative and very convenient for the public, because we can now play four concerts together! ".
So there ... unless their savings plan is a little nickname ("The Public" in this case), I remain stunned.
recap, do you want?
What the Black Eyed Peas offer is for the modest sum of 60 euros (And I'm nice), go see one (1) of them sing on a soundtrack to a pre-recorded video.
Great Gods, what cultural advance. I do not know yet if the group has invented the cinema or André Rieu, but in any case, this mind-blowing.
And yet I pity those who go see the Black Eyed Pea does not sing and is just as if he had testicular gesticulations taken in a vise (they call that "dancing", but s' Please, we are among people of good education, look at the truth).
Moreover, BEP expensive (they are called "Black Avenging Coyotes," I would not believe, they are certainly not gone that far), why stop there? Dare! Add fifty, a hundred concerts simultaneously!
Just why you are not in the room, it's concept, does not it?
Finally, expect to see more. If it is, with hindsight, they will follow their ideas in the right direction and in 10 years, they will create an interactive show about the screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show, they will play in the fifth.
Except that, it will cost 100 euros.
PS: also welcome NRJ12, the chain fight against prejudice: there was a Romanian singer in the bunch. Obviously, she must have a head to have a heavy liability in porn, and especially no bra. The pins is so decadent-chic.
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