Tétynons Ogma
Dear nobiles,
jouasse as I am, my radasses!
Alleluia! It has finally come!
I am of course talking about Ogma 34, during which it will enter the testicles to large bars of laughter through the rule of the same name.
Subject: All Paris-Match is boiling! Indeed, you (yes, YOU), a journalist for writing, have found on the internets irrefutable proof of the veracity of this rumor that you was reported. A rumor necessarily sexual (Rule 34) and preferably well glaucous.
Write the article that will mess up the planet, which tells you all about this case!
C ONSTRAINTS: It is in Paris-Match, you must sell the dream, if possible with a pubic hair between his teeth. The rumor must necessarily include at least one celebrity (Outside the world of porn) and a Fellow of the Tétyne.
BUT for fear of a lawsuit, your rédac'chef you formally forbidden to name them. For you to use circumlocutions sufficiently explicit (because the implicit, not explicit enough) to understand that even when you are speaking.
And as I'm nice, I'll file a good and a bad example of rumor:
Good example: Michael Jackson is dead (nah, seriously?) Smothered in a facesitting Btk.
Bad example: Gilbert Montagne sprained ankle in a ski powerful typhoon.
Enjoy, Dr. J.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Upper Stomach Bloating
YEAAAAAAAH Rule! Witty
A new album of Ruda March 16!
HOLY FUCK YEAH !!!!!!
Let it ... (extracts in the reader in the middle of page)
...
...
But, uh, it's me or CAA air rotten?
Finally, joking aside, I'm not going to put 15 euros in there?
I ... I remain without vote against both tasteless and flat melodies and agreed.
A new album of Ruda March 16!
HOLY FUCK YEAH !!!!!!
Let it ... (extracts in the reader in the middle of page)
...
...
But, uh, it's me or CAA air rotten?
Finally, joking aside, I'm not going to put 15 euros in there?
I ... I remain without vote against both tasteless and flat melodies and agreed.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Thank You Words For Condolences
Pong
Dear players, I will amplify
a little about my last post.
Know that through the site My Witty Games I put in in the production of Witty Pong, a fun and frantic evenings for over-watered.
boxes of the game have been manufactured and delivered to MWG few days ago, and distribution of shops is expected soon. However, as a contributor, I entitled to a refund: Can I buy a carton of 5 boxes for $ 50 euros (10 euros per customer and not 9 as I said before yesterday) instead of 75.
is why I would like those interested make me a sign, if I have 5 orders (and do not worry, I approach also in real life), I will honor them and Companions interested in spinning their copies to the TP8.
BUT you only have until Sunday, when Germany you the puck.
Dear players, I will amplify
a little about my last post.
Know that through the site My Witty Games I put in in the production of Witty Pong, a fun and frantic evenings for over-watered.
boxes of the game have been manufactured and delivered to MWG few days ago, and distribution of shops is expected soon. However, as a contributor, I entitled to a refund: Can I buy a carton of 5 boxes for $ 50 euros (10 euros per customer and not 9 as I said before yesterday) instead of 75.
is why I would like those interested make me a sign, if I have 5 orders (and do not worry, I approach also in real life), I will honor them and Companions interested in spinning their copies to the TP8.
BUT you only have until Sunday, when Germany you the puck.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Acog Scopes For Airsoft
Ohio Car License Renewal Law Late Fee
The chicken dance, the movie (in 3D) by Michael "BOOM!" Bay
But then I saw Black Swan.
It is not surprising that once again, journalists, even niche, have greatly overestimated movie hype, under syndrome Esperanto (with time - and the number of pages, paper and electronic - that are dedicated, we will not say it's zero).
Yet there were hints:
- Aronofsky is the mustache
- the press is unanimous;
- no journalist has included the first film (Pi).
Nevertheless I went in expecting a masterpiece.
Well, make no mistake, this is a film very watchable, I am not too worried (a little early, but whatever).
However, there are major flaws in the object.
First, the interpretation of Natalie Portman is zero. Left to give awards to film masquerading as intellectuals, members of the high film bodies, rather praise the actress's mother or Holy Wynona, much more convincing (even Mila Kunis, blundering sympathetic girlfriend).
Then Everything is ultra-predictable scenario to staging. Quite simply, every time I thought, 'hmmm, that hides a close one end of the room (variant: the camera is getting behind a mirror that looks NP), a soundtrack layered with violins playing in disharmony and crescendo, there will be a plan 'shock' in N seconds ", I fell just a half-second.
No subtlety, then, as pointed out the grain of the monstrous image, the shaky cam incessant, and the whole soundtrack in general.
However, if you are able to override these tense, you will probably enjoy this film altogether original.
But then I saw Black Swan.
It is not surprising that once again, journalists, even niche, have greatly overestimated movie hype, under syndrome Esperanto (with time - and the number of pages, paper and electronic - that are dedicated, we will not say it's zero).
Yet there were hints:
- Aronofsky is the mustache
- the press is unanimous;
- no journalist has included the first film (Pi).
Nevertheless I went in expecting a masterpiece.
Well, make no mistake, this is a film very watchable, I am not too worried (a little early, but whatever).
However, there are major flaws in the object.
First, the interpretation of Natalie Portman is zero. Left to give awards to film masquerading as intellectuals, members of the high film bodies, rather praise the actress's mother or Holy Wynona, much more convincing (even Mila Kunis, blundering sympathetic girlfriend).
Then Everything is ultra-predictable scenario to staging. Quite simply, every time I thought, 'hmmm, that hides a close one end of the room (variant: the camera is getting behind a mirror that looks NP), a soundtrack layered with violins playing in disharmony and crescendo, there will be a plan 'shock' in N seconds ", I fell just a half-second.
No subtlety, then, as pointed out the grain of the monstrous image, the shaky cam incessant, and the whole soundtrack in general.
However, if you are able to override these tense, you will probably enjoy this film altogether original.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Realy Tortutre Movies
I dare you, William de Remuelance! You're listening to
Despite the short time I think part of this new competition. And you? Dear
Despite the short time I think part of this new competition. And you? Dear
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Macgregor Yachts 26m Changes 2009
SKAWAK! SKAWAK! SKAWAK! Arènebi nonstop nonstop NooooOOOOon SKASKAWAK-stop!
aesthetes
perhaps you are introduced to the noble art of Ironing.
The term "noble art" is nothing hackneyed as some of the clothes seem impossible to me O board for anyone who has not properly spent 10 years in a cloistered Tibetan monastery ; tin.
Anyway, any small beetle of the discipline known that the activity can quickly turn around, and looks like O, "is an opportunity to watch on TV dung as 66 minutes inside. I am working
Adonc there watching a little surprising comedy documentary on NRJ 12, "In the NRJ Music Awards" (pronounced NRJ Musiqueuouardz to be in the know).
I would imagine that this program was a bold attempt to blend story and parody, in fact, how one moment believe that these kinds of statements:
And yet, for now I'm cleaning your neurons. Get ready, here's the dish.
The "journalist" at a time, gets an interview with two members of ... wait, I quote a guy who looks like their manager in France: "The black eyes and peas.
The Black Eyed Peas, that's it. You can do a facepalm.
pouf ottoman. Not yet, although not envy them seemed hardly missed.
pouf ottoman. The girl
asked what they have planned for their song during the ceremony.
"Something wonderful is going to play with holograms!
Uh, holograms? Kind Help, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope?
The answer is provided by the following sequence: we see the two types interviewed on stage with background on a screen which projected the delivery of their two accomplices. And according to the special effect employee at the end, it is obviously a recorded video / mounted / rigged a moment before.
Back at the hotel. The moderator just overplayed his reaction (at the same time revealing his total ignorance of the technological concepts used at the moment): " WAAAAAAOW! It great! It's revolutionary! "And the two idiots
to respond in all seriousness: "Yes, we are very happy, very technologically completely innovative and very convenient for the public, because we can now play four concerts together! ".
So there ... unless their savings plan is a little nickname ("The Public" in this case), I remain stunned.
recap, do you want?
What the Black Eyed Peas offer is for the modest sum of 60 euros (And I'm nice), go see one (1) of them sing on a soundtrack to a pre-recorded video.
Great Gods, what cultural advance. I do not know yet if the group has invented the cinema or André Rieu, but in any case, this mind-blowing.
And yet I pity those who go see the Black Eyed Pea does not sing and is just as if he had testicular gesticulations taken in a vise (they call that "dancing", but s' Please, we are among people of good education, look at the truth).
Moreover, BEP expensive (they are called "Black Avenging Coyotes," I would not believe, they are certainly not gone that far), why stop there? Dare! Add fifty, a hundred concerts simultaneously!
Just why you are not in the room, it's concept, does not it?
Finally, expect to see more. If it is, with hindsight, they will follow their ideas in the right direction and in 10 years, they will create an interactive show about the screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show, they will play in the fifth.
Except that, it will cost 100 euros.
PS: also welcome NRJ12, the chain fight against prejudice: there was a Romanian singer in the bunch. Obviously, she must have a head to have a heavy liability in porn, and especially no bra. The pins is so decadent-chic.
aesthetes
perhaps you are introduced to the noble art of Ironing.
The term "noble art" is nothing hackneyed as some of the clothes seem impossible to me O board for anyone who has not properly spent 10 years in a cloistered Tibetan monastery ; tin.
Anyway, any small beetle of the discipline known that the activity can quickly turn around, and looks like O, "is an opportunity to watch on TV dung as 66 minutes inside. I am working
Adonc there watching a little surprising comedy documentary on NRJ 12, "In the NRJ Music Awards" (pronounced NRJ Musiqueuouardz to be in the know).
I would imagine that this program was a bold attempt to blend story and parody, in fact, how one moment believe that these kinds of statements:
- "The greatest music event in Europe "(for a ceremony that lasts 15 or 20 times shorter than the Sziget Festival and brings together many fewer artists," that is truculent, unless this is a roundabout way to seek eviction of Hungary outside the EU);
- "The crowd invaded the port" (for comment on images of 30 quadras pot-bellied 1.5 m * 1m * 1m shivering in the cold along with three college girls and 2 gays like "crazy high" in hoping to get an autograph of Mr. Pokora)
- "Shy'm chose a dress very sexy, very rock, very feminine, in keeping with its values and those of the event "(to describe a foul mix of leather without chains but provided a kind of urinal 1:1 scale on the left shoulder, the other e both naked. As for the values of the rock event, I remind you that NRJ12 Jena Lee sees as metal) were set
And yet, for now I'm cleaning your neurons. Get ready, here's the dish.
The "journalist" at a time, gets an interview with two members of ... wait, I quote a guy who looks like their manager in France: "The black eyes and peas.
The Black Eyed Peas, that's it. You can do a facepalm.
pouf ottoman. Not yet, although not envy them seemed hardly missed.
pouf ottoman. The girl
asked what they have planned for their song during the ceremony.
"Something wonderful is going to play with holograms!
Uh, holograms? Kind Help, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope?
The answer is provided by the following sequence: we see the two types interviewed on stage with background on a screen which projected the delivery of their two accomplices. And according to the special effect employee at the end, it is obviously a recorded video / mounted / rigged a moment before.
Back at the hotel. The moderator just overplayed his reaction (at the same time revealing his total ignorance of the technological concepts used at the moment): " WAAAAAAOW! It great! It's revolutionary! "And the two idiots
to respond in all seriousness: "Yes, we are very happy, very technologically completely innovative and very convenient for the public, because we can now play four concerts together! ".
So there ... unless their savings plan is a little nickname ("The Public" in this case), I remain stunned.
recap, do you want?
What the Black Eyed Peas offer is for the modest sum of 60 euros (And I'm nice), go see one (1) of them sing on a soundtrack to a pre-recorded video.
Great Gods, what cultural advance. I do not know yet if the group has invented the cinema or André Rieu, but in any case, this mind-blowing.
And yet I pity those who go see the Black Eyed Pea does not sing and is just as if he had testicular gesticulations taken in a vise (they call that "dancing", but s' Please, we are among people of good education, look at the truth).
Moreover, BEP expensive (they are called "Black Avenging Coyotes," I would not believe, they are certainly not gone that far), why stop there? Dare! Add fifty, a hundred concerts simultaneously!
Just why you are not in the room, it's concept, does not it?
Finally, expect to see more. If it is, with hindsight, they will follow their ideas in the right direction and in 10 years, they will create an interactive show about the screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show, they will play in the fifth.
Except that, it will cost 100 euros.
PS: also welcome NRJ12, the chain fight against prejudice: there was a Romanian singer in the bunch. Obviously, she must have a head to have a heavy liability in porn, and especially no bra. The pins is so decadent-chic.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Spritzer Commercial Vans
TO Jesus is the opportunity to be cruel! Organize the
Ta da da daaaaaaa, di da didadaaaaaaaa ...
Charles Ingalls - Ho ho hooo! What a great day I went to sell Indian blankets full of diseases! It felt damn worked up an appetite.
Creaking Door.
Mary Ingalls - Ah, Charles, you are! Did you have a good day?
Charles - Fabulous! Et .. mmmh, it's not over, it looks like! What does it feel?
Marie - I made the horns of a caribou confit fat adrenal coyote!
Charles - And it's almost ready?
Marie - Almost, another 7 * Pi * sqrt (2) * cos (e ^ (2i)) minutes!
Charles - Hmmm it leaves me time to go cut wood!
Mary ( simpering ) - Yes, or to accommodate the raccoon in the molehill ...
rustle of fabric
Marie - Ooooh, mmmmh ... Laura Ingalls
- Father, Mother, are you there?
Charles - Oh, but what we want it again, that?
Marie - Damn, it's Laura, our daughter is blind since she fell head first into a pool of bands.
Laura - Mother, I'm hungry, when do we eat ?
Marie - Uh, soon, like, go and set the table.
Charles (Mary ) - And I'll soon replace the covered razor blades.
Marie - Oh yes!
metallic noises from the next room.
Charles - Çay is, I finished!
Laura - Ah, here is the dining room ... and I feel the dresser.
Sounds laceration.
Laura - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Charles & Marie
- Ah ah ah ah! It is dumb, blind our daughter!
Ta da da daaaaaaaaaa, ti da didadaaaaaaaaaaaa ...
Little house in the Hensch , episode 473
"A Tribute to The Strawberry , the show EE EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE E EEE EE EEE EEE EEEEEEE EEE EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE XAC MENT! "
"A Tribute to The Strawberry , the show EE EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE E EEE EE EEE EEE EEEEEEE EEE EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE XAC MENT! "
Ta da da daaaaaaa, di da didadaaaaaaaa ...
Charles Ingalls - Ho ho hooo! What a great day I went to sell Indian blankets full of diseases! It felt damn worked up an appetite.
Creaking Door.
Mary Ingalls - Ah, Charles, you are! Did you have a good day?
Charles - Fabulous! Et .. mmmh, it's not over, it looks like! What does it feel?
Marie - I made the horns of a caribou confit fat adrenal coyote!
Charles - And it's almost ready?
Marie - Almost, another 7 * Pi * sqrt (2) * cos (e ^ (2i)) minutes!
Charles - Hmmm it leaves me time to go cut wood!
Mary ( simpering ) - Yes, or to accommodate the raccoon in the molehill ...
rustle of fabric
Marie - Ooooh, mmmmh ... Laura Ingalls
- Father, Mother, are you there?
Charles - Oh, but what we want it again, that?
Marie - Damn, it's Laura, our daughter is blind since she fell head first into a pool of bands.
Laura - Mother, I'm hungry, when do we eat ?
Marie - Uh, soon, like, go and set the table.
Charles (Mary ) - And I'll soon replace the covered razor blades.
Marie - Oh yes!
metallic noises from the next room.
Charles - Çay is, I finished!
Laura - Ah, here is the dining room ... and I feel the dresser.
Sounds laceration.
Laura - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Charles & Marie
- Ah ah ah ah! It is dumb, blind our daughter!
Ta da da daaaaaaaaaa, ti da didadaaaaaaaaaaaa ...
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