A oday, the Spirou Magazine offers
a small yet friendly service from our reporter Fantasio and Jean Jacques Rousseau, the philosopher blogger phenomenal athlete wrestler seductive music specialist scientist romantic poet painter. 
and 
"A little tea?"
- Willingly. Thank you. You are always so friendly with journalists?
- No: I usually do and butchering them macerate few months in vinegar before distributing them to children in the favelas. But you I love you. You're a real reporter, and you're funny. The opposite of the ignoble Vidberg.
- You'll make me blush.
- Attention is hot.
- You do not take?
- No, I'm going to get a coffee. I believe that tea is the drink of the chick. Coffee and beer are guronsan my lifestyle.
- Dry Your cakes are delicious.
- I is imported from Romania. It kloug.
- Seriously?
- No.
- I forgot you were funny.
- What do you mean? I'm an embittered, unsociable and taciturn?
- Uh ... not. On the contrary: the editor told me well not to talk about it because he knows that you are quite susceptible to this issue.
- It's all because of Azerbaijan.
- How?
- The secret services of Azerbaijan came here last week. They wanted me to coach their president on his looks and popularity. I am indeed the person the most capable and experienced in these matters.
- Hum hum ... indeed.
- But I refused to work for individuals that mustache, I discovered that his army was financed by private financial investments of evil Arouet. When I refused, the Henchmen Azerbaijani Rosita tortured before my eyes.
-Rosita? sagit this your wife?
- Almost: it's my black panther. They did something horrible to him and forced him to watch me one.
- I know it must be hard, but you entrust to me ... and our 6 million readers.
- ... They ... They forced him to eat Whiskas ... It was too hard.
- I sympathize. It seems they put everything into it. Even Mexicans.
- The worst part is that the multinational that owns the brand is American. It also owns Pedigree, kitekat, Cesar, Royal Canin, Shebba ... It was a humiliation for Rosita. That explains why she fell into the toilet bowl just time.
- Ah yes ... it's terrible.
- You did well to ask me. People would have thought that my little kitten had fallen in the toilet because of his clumsiness and his bullshit. But in fact, it has nothing to do. She is very intelligent. She is a champion fighter fly. Now, if you wish, I will have to leave. The life of a philosopher is not easy: I make a little necklace for the beast which I'll write "Plum Tart"
- What does this mean?
- Pie-in-the-prune . Rosita will have to change name to avoid being found by the agents of Azerbaijan. This time I wanted to find a name more serious and a little less ridiculous.
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